YOU HAVE ENTERED
THE RAM DIMENSION.
✦✧THE RAM DIMENSION.
YES.IT’S A DAM.
STRUCTURALLY UNSOUND.
LYRICALLY PROFOUND.
LYRICALLY PROFOUND.
A public works project with private skatepark ambitions.
Dear internet traveler,
You found him. The ram. The dam. The load-bearing literary phenomenon. Read a rhyme, start a jam, or stand back and let municipal infrastructure do a kickflip.
stay dam weird,the webmaster ♡
NEW!✷
FOLLOW THE RHYMES
The Rhyme Zone
Four little worlds. One load-bearing nuisance.
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LAKE RAM // DUCK-APPROVED
RHYMING INCIDENT 01
The Concrete Kickflip
Four hooves, one board, a concrete dream. The ducks have joined the judging team.
ENTER THIS NONSENSE ↗BAKER ST.
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SERVICE DELAY: ONE VERY LARGE RAM
RHYMING INCIDENT 02
The Ram, the Tram, the Traffic Jam
One morning tram. One concrete ram. One truly monumental jam.
ENTER THIS NONSENSE ↗RAM JAM’S
JAM JAMBOREE
JAM JAMBOREE
♪♫♪
♫♪♬FRESH BERRIES. QUESTIONABLE BASS.
RHYMING INCIDENT 03
The Great Dam Jam
The berries are sweet. The bass is absurd. The best jam a slice of toast ever heard.
ENTER THIS NONSENSE ↗INBOX_OF_THE_DAM.exe
HORNS = FIREWALL
YOU’VE WON A WHALE!An offer even a dam can refuse.
DOWNLOAD MORE HORNSAn offer even a dam can refuse.
FREE GOLDEN HOOVES!An offer even a dam can refuse.
YOUR CLOVER HAS ESCAPEDAn offer even a dam can refuse.
RAM DAM INTERNET SECURITY™*
RHYMING INCIDENT 04
The Spam Dam
A thousand ads. A giant scam. A very bad day to spam this dam.
ENTER THIS NONSENSE ↗DAM
FACTS*
FACTS*
The engineering report
The report said a dam could not do a kickflip. Ram Dam ate the report. A revised edition is now printed on something less delicious.
*The word “facts” is doing a lot of work here.