THE RAM DAM COLLECTED WORKSVOL. 01
The Concrete Kickflip
The Ram Dam rolled beside the lake
And made the picnic tables shake.
He flicked one hoof; the board took flight.
The trout all yelled, “That can’t be right!”
He caught the board and landed neat.
The ducks threw breadcrumbs at his feet.
The splash went up. The sun went down.
A concrete sheep had won the crown.
✦ FIN ✦
Original verse for a deeply unserious concrete sheep.