RHYMING INCIDENT 03

The Great Dam Jam

SPREAD THE WORD. THEN SPREAD THE JAM.

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RAM JAM’S
JAM JAMBOREE
Ram Dam, a ram with Hoover Dam for a bodyA jar of Ram Jam berry jamA dancing slice of toast
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FRESH BERRIES. QUESTIONABLE BASS.
Go on. The scene is interactive.
THE RAM DAM COLLECTED WORKSVOL. 03

The Great Dam Jam

The Ram Dam picked a berry crop

And opened up a roadside shop.

He stirred until the fruit was sweet

And tapped one hoof to keep the beat.

A beetle brought a set of drums;

The bass was played by three ripe plums.

The toast sold out. The band played on.

By dawn, the berry jam was gone.

✦   FIN   ✦

Original verse for a deeply unserious concrete sheep.

RAM POWEREDFOUR-HOOF DRIVEHORNS ARE STRUCTURALKICKFLIP APPROVEDRESERVOIR OF NONSENSEBRING YOUR OWN CLOVERSPAM DAM ENABLEDBERRY LOUD

Hand-built nonsense. Original rhymes. Actual photographic Ram Dam.

Credits & clover acknowledgments

Original photo collage: Alissa Coes / USGS (Hoover Dam), Ryan Hagerty / USFWS (ram head), Victoria Stauffenberg / NPS (legs). Skateboards: Cynroya / Wikimedia Commons and Charles Rondeau. Source photos are public domain or CC0. The collage and animation use conventional masks and transforms. Scene props are drawn SVGs. All poems are original.

The spam, engineering reports, and transport services belong to the fictional Ram Dam universe. Please do not attempt to board a real dam.

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