THE RAM DAM COLLECTED WORKSVOL. 02
The Ram, the Tram, the Traffic Jam
The Ram Dam took the morning tram.
The driver sighed, “You’ve caused a jam.”
He paid his fare and found a seat;
His back blocked half of Baker Street.
The pigeons hatched a better plan:
“You are the tram now, concrete man.”
He wore the carriage like a hat
And gave free rides to every cat.
✦ FIN ✦
Original verse for a deeply unserious concrete sheep.